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A simp is, simply speaking, the opposite of a pimp, or a pimp without the ‘p’, and has been used in rap songs such as “sippin on some syrup’ and ‘cash shit.’

To quote youtuber Aba Atlas, “a pimp is a manager, and a simp is a customer who never gets the goods. He paid, but he didn’t receive his product.”

A simp is a guy who donates to Twitch streamers, pays for Onlyfans and premium Snapchats etc, and writes desperate messages full of cringe inducing emojis and badly written compliments, and sometimes ends up paying more than he would an actual prostitute, hoping that his money and blind flattery will get him laid, but never does.

Damien; “yes queen 😍😍😍😍, so beautiful🤤🔥😉🥵 so sexy, my girlfriend would never do stuff like you, gorgeous😈😈, how much would you like me to tip?”

Rob; “haha you’re such a simp, bro.”

by Summadkunt439 July 11, 2020


Simp

A guy who pretends to like a girl to give her the d

*Only Guys can be simps

Wow Andy is being such a simp towards Anna

by noobmaster69 1 April 18, 2020


simp

Nicholas "Nick" (born: March 1, 2001 (2001-03-01) age 19), better known online as Sapnap, is an American gaming YouTuber known for his Minecraft challenge videos and collaborations.

His videos typically star him and his group of fellow YouTuber friends performing a set of Minecraft challenges together. Some of his most notable challenge videos include "Minecraft But It's Raining Cats and Dogs" and "Minecraft, But Mobs Are Randomly Hostile".

Sapnap is a simp

by sapnapisasimp.edu December 17, 2020


simp

Simp : Hey girl i'll buy you what ever!

Pimp : Hey girl how about I take you out back and make some quick money

simp is a softer person than a pimp he gives more loyalty than pimps who go exploit women for some $money.

why is he always simping for a person

by AvaThaKilla February 7, 2021


simp

squirrels in my pants

guy 1: "Tell me what's makin' you jump like that
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P
Then maybe you can be moving like me"
guy 2: wow i never knew thats what simp meant
guy 1: yes.

by p u p p y i s g a y October 14, 2020


Simp

Simp is a guy, sometimes a girl , who overly obsesses over someone they are romantically attracted to. Yeah it’s weird bruh. :/

Dude: *gives like, a thousand dollars to a girl* here
Girl:wtf
Later
Dude: I LITERALLY GAVE SAMANTHA LIKE A THOUSAND DOLLARS TO HER AND SHE SAYS WTF AND WE STILL ARE’NT DATING :’(

Dude’s friend: bro. Ur such a simp.
Same goes for girls who simps over a guy/girl.

by Lil girl, BIG vocabulary December 8, 2020


simp

a male who overly praises, comliments, and is submissive to females ONLY for the sake of getting some puss.

otherwise known as a NiceGuy

"ryan is such a simp, he doesn't even respect the girls, just says they're cool to get laid"

by shiteater123 April 14, 2020