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A game whereupon a piece of gammon is placed on a females face. A hole is then created so that the penis can be inserted into her mouth. You then have to cum before she finishes eating the surrounding meat.
I can't believe your mum beat me at flesh gordon last night.
First off, HE HAS A PhD. Call him Doctor. Not Mister. Doctor.
He is an English teacher, and he is the best. No other teacher has the compassion and care for his students like DGS.
But, he destroys your paper to the point where you are not wanting to write again.
Me: Dr. Gordon-Smith, can I use a comma in this sentence?
Dr. Gordon Smith: Well, I learned during my PhD program at Emory University that you cannot use a comma in that sentence.
A reference to the American gangster Waxey Gordon who specialized in bootlegging used to describe an individual who is intoxicated.
"Jimmy just took a shit on my door step, he's absolutely Waxey Gordoned."
"Doing the Gordon" is shoving a crowbar up a woman's vagina.
"Hey, I just played Half-Life 2 and I really liked the main character, so I decided to pay him a little tribute by doing the Gordon with my wife."
I need a Gordon Gramsey after a long night of drinking to perk me up
Pieceofshitscumbagwhocouldgivelessthantwofucksaboutthelivesofthekidsinthetownhesocalledloves.
“I’m so happy we don’t have school today!”
“Yeah same, but gordon smith really fucked over those east longmeadow kids.”
Nah Gordon Jillitch was once named Gordon Samsey, but one day his mum cooked him soup. Gordon Jillitch ate that soup so fast, but he did not realise that soup was infected with Jillitch... This happened 245 years ago, and to this day everyone calls him Gordon Jillitch