Snail Trail

When a female wipes off her vagina juices on to her hand, then smears it down her lover's face.

Guy 1: "Do you like getting snail trails?"

Guy 2: "Sure do. I love my face getting wet with vagina juice!"

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Snails Team

In Football, a Snails Team is a Losers Team (Aka a French Team)

Poor Snails Team... After 1 Hour, they were very tired, that's why Korea put a Goal.

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snail trail

The infamous "Snail trail" or more acurately, the avoidance of said trail, is why GaWd gave women legs...

Adam: "Oh Eve, why I havent slipped in a snail trail since you got way taller."
Eve: "Yes, and now I can reach those apples."

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snail nut

An incredibly slow cummer.

Britney's hand cramped up so much during the lengthy handjob she was giving Justin, she was convinced he had snail nut.

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snail muncher

a french person who canes the snails on the daily, or any french person being a prick

fuck off u jewish snail muncher

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Snail Juice

Noun, verb: The sweat you collect orally from the inside of your partners' butt cheeks.

After Keke finished her three mile run I told her, "Hey babe, don't shower yet. Come here and let me get some of that snail juice."

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The snail is coming

The meme goes like this you get to live forever but a snail comes after you and if you touch it you die ban the snail knows where you are

John: you really took that deal you know the snail is coming now right?

Peter: yeah I know I’m gonna set up some salt outside of my house

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