January 3rd

January 3rd is global noise day where you are allowed to make as much noise without being disturbed

Jon: keep it quiet over there will you!

Bobby: nah its January 3rd which means national noise day

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January 3rd

National slap your teachers ass day

January 3rd national slap your teachers ass day
*Slaps teachers ass*
-Go to detention now. -Teacher
-Its national slap your teachers ass day -You
-Oh.. okay then -Teacher

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3rd view

aka Third View

why is third view spraypainted on my wall?

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January 3rd

These are the kids who are like chavs, they go out of their way to seem like the hardest person and brag about everything, they think it’s cool to smoke and are roadmen/ roadwomen

January 3rd? What a puff

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3rd degree blowout

The highest possible level of an uncontained explosive bowel movement, Unlike a 1st or 2nd degree episode, the 3rd degree will always make its mark down your pant leg, on your chair or in the shower. Nothing can be done but to clean up the inevitable mess.

Jim: That was some fine chili we had at dinner.
Bob: Yes it was, but it set a bit funny with me.
Jim: Set a bit funny? How so?
Bob: Well... (running to bathroom yet loosing bowel control 10 feet from his salvation).
Jim: Oh sweet Jesus in Heaven! Mary get your mom's adult diapers Bob's had a full 3rd degree blowout!

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French 3rd base

Anal sex

"Hey! What are you guys talking about?"
"Anal sex."
"Oh! You mean French 3rd base?"
"Yep."

honkai impact 3rd

Honkai Impact 3rd (Chinese: 崩坏3), also called Houkai 3rd (Japanese: 崩壊3rd, Hepburn: Hōkai 3rd) is a free-to-play 3D action role-playing mobile game developed by miHoYo. It is the third entry in the Honkai series and spiritual successor to Gun GirlZ,1 using many characters from the previous title in a separate story. The game is notable for incorporating a variety of genres from hack and slash and social simulation to elements of bullet hell, platforming, shoot 'em up and dungeon crawling across multiple single and multiplayer modes and it features gacha game mechanics.

In addition to the mobile game, the storyline of Honkai Impact 3rd spans multiple supplementary media including an anime series,2 multiple manhua series,3 and promotional videos.3

You Should Really Try Honkai Impact 3rd It's An Anime Game With Hot Gurus ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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