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An individual, usually a medical doctor, with profound insensitivity, intractable callousness and severe emotional retardation sufficient to disqualify from all but a select few, highly structured environments where social interaction is anticipated.
See that guy?
(yeah)
He's a medical-grade asshole
(really? seems like he's created a fairly nice life for himself and his family)
THAT doesn't matter; he's a total social disaster
(maybe social structure isn't really an important motivating force for him)
Well, it SHOULD BE
(perhaps. what's he do for a living?)
Oh, he's an arrogant physician, a surgeon in fact.
(I see. Seems like that would require some intelligence, dedication and fortitude)
I'm sure. But it's much more important to have highly developed social skills and emotional maturity.
(so without those attributes, other seemingly separate accomplishments are diminished?)
Absolutely. He would be a MUCH BETTER person IF he had them.
(seems like you care more about those things than he does, why is that?)
Because I see so much POTENTIAL; if he would just get with the program.
(your program?)
Yes! He needs to do better.
(and what do you think would happen to him if he doesn't?)
Well, he will continue to be a medical-grade asshole
(and who do you think will be bothered most by that?)
ME, clearly! He's so insensitive!
(so it bothers YOU that HE comes off as insensitive?)
Yes! I want to HELP him!
(ok, you want to help him to become something that he's potentially incapable of becoming?)
He's not incapable
(has he ever tried to force you to go to medical school?)
What? Why would I do that? I'm not the least bit interested in going to ...
(yeah)
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When mature university students get extremely intoxicated with the help of coolers and a mickey in matter of 30 minutes
Sam and her girlfriends were grade 11 drunk last night
Going to a school trip and getting caught drinking, smoking, or using drugs. Usually involves snitching and the suspension of students.
All of you guys need to be home by 11. There better not be any 10th Grade Tripping.
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Sniping so good, the sniper could fire potatoes and kill someone.
*Sniper makes an almost impossible shot*
Sniper: Yeah, headshot
Teammate: That was some Spud-grade Sniping.
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A system for classsifying the amount of disarray in a clusterfuck.
level of clusterfuck= (amount of people mindfucked over time)^2
Highest
A+
A
B+
B
C+
C
D+
D
Lowest
Abbreviated G____CF
The blank denotes the "grade of the clusterfuck"
Clusterfuck Grading System
GACF= Grade A clusterfuck
When I couldn't get the Van Dorn stain out of my bed it was a GACF
A thousand 9 year olds on davis lawn was a GACF
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A realationship is 7th grade that could last anywhere from 18 hours to 3 and a half days to a couple months. They are an absolute joke with most of them not getting past touching finger tips.
Wow, did you hear that Justin was in a 7th Grade relationship, they were dating for 3 days.
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