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situational loser

When someone is what is traditionally understood as a loser, but only in very specific situations. Their loserdom is not consistent throughout their life. The condition oscillates from day to day. They may be a winner in some dimensions, but occasionally loser attributes often emerge when the universe throws the right (wrong) things their way.

Can you believe he didn't go home with that girl? What a situational loser. Great guy otherwise though. Madly respect and love him.

by Jósh January 13, 2024


bad situation

the best song made in the naruto ost besides from the sad flute song or something like that
it plays in naruto when someone is getting their ass beat or something is wrong for example it played when Sakura and naruto thought sasuke got kidnapped by them bitches that took over the arena

person a: what is your favorite song
person b: I love the bad situation song from naruto
person a: … *piano sounds*

by sazuke August 23, 2022


Situational ghosting

When a friend makes plans with you, waits until the day of the event and then gives vague answers by text and does not answer her phone instead of telling you she is not coming.

Becca was supposed to go out with us but then totally disappeared—she is the queen of situational ghosting.

by Winc12345 June 1, 2019


snowbunny situation

When a person of a different ethnic group asides from whites, falls in love with a white dude or girl

“Bro, Katie is so cute, she fr got me in a snowbunny situation”

by Ben43 November 8, 2022


A Simon situation

When you travel to another country for dick

Damn he’s hot but he lives in another country.. this is going to be a Simon situation

by Badi January 7, 2022


the Kit Connor situation

When the internet forced Kit Connor to out himself before he was ready due to online arguments, backlash, accusations of "queerbaiting", etc.
Recently being used to avoid forcing someone to come out and to remind everyone of what will happen.

Person A: "If Insert Person doesn't come out as a part of the LGBTQ+, then they're fishing for fame."
Person B: "Calm down, you're acting like the definition of why the Kit Connor situation happened."

by EndlessStarryNights December 4, 2022


boob grab situation

When you try to fistbump someone who is trying to high five you, and you get into that awkward high five-fistbump tango looking like both of you are grabbing boobs back and forth.

Man I got into a bad boob grab situation with my coworker last night at the afterwork, she was trying to high five me while I was trying to fistbump her.

by Mister twink January 24, 2023