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chronic stuffy nose caused by smoking excessive amounts of....chronic
Clare had to take a sudafed before she went to work because she blazed too much chronic last night and thus had an awful case of stoner nose
Any sort of apparatus such as a bleecher, park bench, picnic table, and similar structures where high schoolers go to get get stoned in groups. Most commonly used stoners benches are hidden away from plain sight (like in a bush, behind a shed etc.) It is also a guarantee that all of them are covered in creative colourful graffiti as a mark left by other stoners. A sanctuary to escape the bullshit of everyday life, just make sure school security or cops aren't around to bust your ass
Stoner1: Hey man, I got some green but no where to smoke it safe.
Stoner2: Man there's the stoners bench behind the bushes at the end of the football field, no one ever sees us there.
ston•er hi•ber•na•tion
/ˈstoʊ.nɚ haɪ.bɚˈneɪ.ʃən/
the dormant state a stoner goes into after consuming too much THC
John: did you see the game yesterday?
Max: nah I ate too many edibles in the morning and ended up in stoner hibernation all day
The massive dump one takes the morning after having smoked and eatin a crap load of munchies.
Dude, last night I smoked a blunt and ate a whole bag of cheetos. I took the biggest stoner dump this morning.
A guy who smokes weed to forget the fact he is a cuckold, typically getting cucked by large black males who look like Carl Weathers.
Person 1: ‘I’m just smoking to forget mannnn’
Person 2: ‘Jeez mate you’re such a stoner cuck’
When you take a downstem full of weed stick it up a girls vagina, light it, then take it out and suck the smoke out of her pussy while eating her out
Yo dude I got some amazing Stoners takeout last night! Got high while eating pussy!
Used to describe how much one wants to calm down.
"No worries. Let's be chill, like stoner chill."