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"Chris I love your rasta shafts!"
"Nice one...glad you like em...now for a fat spliff!"
A smart remark a smart ass would use for someone he/she doesn't like
That ass whole over there is being a shaft licker.
When you paint your cock to look as if it was a flag. Then you insert a metal or wooden rod in your urethra. Next you take a powerful concoction of Red Bull, Viagra, and Cocane. Generally the top does this act while the bottom consumes laxatives.
John and Josh wanted to perform the American flag shaft, but they had no paint and laxatives
Shoving a gerbil in your ass through a tube
I knew then when blazer sent a gerbil through his ass in a tube that he may be doing the purple shaft
When the only present you give the birthday girl is your birthday dick. Happy Birthday.
Girl, you're about to get birthday shaft for a present.
The male reproductive organ.
The shaft of a man's penis.
Derogatory name to call someone that is a giant cockbag. A cylindrical mass of meat.
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1.The male genitals
2.An abrasive man
3.Short-form for "Richard"
1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me
2.Stop being such a dick
3.His name was Dick and he had a large Tubesteak Cock Penis Spam Javelin
1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me
2.Officer, you're being a real spam shaft.
3.His name was Dick and he had a large dick Tubesteak Cock Penis Spam Javelin