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when you get a lapdance from a stipper and she leaves a skidmark on your leg
a dirty girl stripper gives an alaskan paintjob
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the same as an albino rhino except with a
hockey rink/frozen pond and a pair of ice skates.
Brad: how'd you get frost bite on your dick?
Seth: i tried to give my bitch an alaskan rhino and slipped
Brad: DAMN!
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The act of a male shitting on a females chest followed by smeering the shit all over her torso then facing her toes and hovering over her head while she eats out his anal cavity and the man is titty fuckin her until he cums all over the poop thus making an Alaskan Mudslide.
Anna is a slut she let Mark give her an Alaskan Mudslide while Joey watched.
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Variation on the classic sexual act deemed "The Stranger". The Alaskan Stranger is characterized by giving oneself a stranger (sitting on one hand until its numb, then choking your chicken), but differs in that the dormant hand (the one not originally yanking it) is kept in a bucket of ice so as to maximize its idle production capacity. When all is said and done, the subject is able give himself two consecutive strangers and enjoy this ancient Eskimo tradition.
"Dude, I was so bored on Friday night. I sat in my room and gave myself the old Alaskan Stranger."
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When placing Goldbond Medicated Footpowder on one's Penis and Testicles. This could also be followed by a hot shower.
We all decided to give ourselves Alaskan Blowjobs last night to celebrate our win.
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This is a sexual act in which a pice of poop, preferably large, is frozen in a freezer and then used as a dildo for an unlucky man or women.
Dirty Maria recived a most hanus alaskan piledriver on the set of alaskan sluts the deep freeze made in 2000. sadly it did not go as planed and she ended up with a soft melting piece of poop all over her snatch.
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When a women takes a dump into a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo once it has hardened.
Molly enjoys an Alaskan Pipeline every thursday morning.
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