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Mall of america in Bloomington,Minnesota is the biggest US mall, and the best it has nightclubs,underground fishtank, and everything.
The place where the people are BEAUTIFUL, PROUD, and WARM, where the sites are BREATH-TAKING, where culture LIVES, and there is always a PARTY near by!
Including these countries: Peru, Ecuador, Colombia, Venezuela, Brasil, Bolivia, Chile, Argentina, Paraguay, Uruguay, Guayana, Surinam, Guyana
One of the best (if not THE best) porn production companies in the business. The girls are hot as fuck and willing to do pretty much anything.
Some of your favorite porn stars work, or have worked, for Naughty America
A game idea based on the US army to recruit noobs into the military.
Just because you can snipe someone on the screen doesn't mean that you won't get your ass beat by some towelhead in the middle east with an RPG.
The day where we can use a mouse and keyboard to shoot someone, America will truly kick some ass.
Abstaining from sex until you are 90 years old, then banging a 20 year old chick.
Tim: My grandpa's gross. He slept with my girlfriend's sister.
Alan: He sounds like a real Captain America
A sexual act involving a relatively older lover (henceforth "teacher") and several relatively younger lovers from an impoverished, inner-city community (henceforth "students"). The teacher wears nothing but the U.S. flag draped around his or her body. The students wear Catholic school uniforms that expose their private parts and each has an apple in his or her mouth, not dissimilar to a roast pig. The students line up on their hands and knees with their assholes towards the teacher. The teacher inserts pieces of chalk into each student's asshole one by one until she can no longer fit any more in. At that point, the teacher uses a yardstick to smack the chalk farther into the anal cavity. During this process, the student must recite the pledge of allegiance.
Me and the boys are going to get together with my girl tonight and have her Teach for America.
Game released by the Army as a recruitment tool. However, The CS noobs/kiddies invaded it with their bunny hopping and aimbots so it pretty much sucks now, unless you find a good moderated server.
Did you get the recent version of Americas Army?