Brasil

Best country in the world.
Nuff said.

Brasil: Dude, Brasil is like the nation of the Gods. If heaven existed on Earth, it would be located in Brasil.
John: Naw.
Brasil: Man, Brasil owns guam, corea, u.s., armenia, japan, israel, africa, and specially argentina. These places don't even deserve to have the first letter of their names capitalized.
Guam: *QQs like Un Brazo*
HyunGyum: *Same as guam*
ArmoHater: *Same as HyunGyum*
Woo: *Same as ArmoHater*
John: *Goes back to work at my diamond mine*

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Brasil

A country in South America. No, your country name is United States , not America.
We speak portuguese, not spanish. And Brasil is more that São Paulo and Rio de Janeiro. Go study some real geography.

USA citizen: Try to speak spansih in Brasil
Brasilian:Nós falamos português

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Brasil

The right spelling of what Americans call Brazil.

Brasil is spelled with S not Z you stupid American!

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Brasil

Synonym of Heaven

When I die, I hope to go to Brasil

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Ice Breakers Brasil

The #1 candy in the USA that arrived in Brazil with all flavor and no sugar, in Coolmint and Sours versions, full of flavor and freshness crystals, to "nenhuma bééééd parar você".

Tá de bode, cristalzinho? Vai de Ice Breakers Brasil, pra nenhuma bééééd parar você.

Yuo goin to Brasil!

When yuo go to place of terror (Brasil)

Me: yay I’m so glad we got out of Brasil
Brasil: yuo goin to brasil!

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