Morning Bun

The act of leaving a surprise poopie on the adjacent pillow of your one night stand, so that they may roll over onto it or wake up next to it, and you are gone.

Example 1: After very bad sex last night, Bryan decided to leave his one night stand a morning bun.

Example 2: Chelsea was rudely awaken after her face rolled over onto the the morning bun left on her pillow, by the guy she had met the previous night.

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bun house

A government run building which deals with social security benefit claims, such as income support or housing benefit.

I had to go to the bun house this morning to sort out my housing benefit.

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bun in the oven

state of being pregnant

I'd like to fuck that girl with a bun in the oven.

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Sticky Bun

A circle of guys jack off onto an unfrosted cinnamon bun and the last one to cum has to eat it.

Ryan: Hey I just bought a pack of pillsbury dough boy but they forgot the frosting!!!!

Austin: What the fuck do we eat for breakfast now?

Steven: I have an idea for breakfast. We can make a sticky bun.

Aric: Let's do it!

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Tight buns

an arse that is tight as an elastic

damn those buns are tight we should stick them in the oven

stick me in the oven im TIGHT

damn you've got some tight buns in those jeans

can i have a taste of your tight buns please?

can you make your tight buns clap like hands CLAPCLAP

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Hotdog bun

The Bread around the weinner.

George: May I insert my hotdog into your bread?

Hank: Yes.

George: You Frigen' rule, Hank.

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fun-on-a-bun

1.) When something is really fun.
2.) Used in expression of joy about a sandwich.

1.) MAN, last night, we went down to the bar... it was fun-on-a-bun!
2.) Subway is always fun-on-a-bun!

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