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You're fucking your ass from within

This is when the shit you take is extremely painful, or there's a dick that's coming out of your ass. Whichever is your case.

Person 1: I had a painful shit today.
Person 2: Oh, you're fucking your ass from within.
Person 1: What?

by betard6000 June 24, 2021

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Write it down and shove it up your ass

A more badass way of saying "I'm sick and tired of repeating myself, get it through your fucking head". May also have implications of "are you calling me a liar?". From the Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans movie "The Last Boy Scout".

I'm gonna say this again, for the cheap seats. (yelling) I DON'T KNOW WHERE JOE HALLENBECK IS! That's my fucking statement! Write it down and shove it up your ass!

by Trinadtsat Tomitsu May 1, 2007

32๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pull your head out of your ass

Something you say to someone when they need to stop procrastinating and/or willfully ignoring problems around them that need to be solved. When someone is willfully slacking off, this is a great term to use.

When someone has their head in their ass, it means they're intentionally avoiding the subject of problems that need to be fixed, or they're intentionally making themselves ignorant of a problem. People do this because they think the problem may just disappear, but it never will, that's just life. You have to confront your troubles, not ignore them.

Mom: Jake, how's homework and school going?

Jake: I don't know I'm just taking a nap

Mom: It's 10PM, have you even started today's homework?!?

Jake: No mom it's fine

Mom: NO Jake, it's not fine, Pull your head out of your ass and get to work, or else you're gonna end up being a failure and a drug addict just like your disowned half brother!

Jake: FINE Mom!

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 22, 2020

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


sucking tomato juice up your ass

the impossible act implies that a person is not knowing what he or she is talking about...

you dont know what your talking about ,your sucking tomato juice up your ass!!

by hippiemick March 3, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


blowing smoke up your ass

To say things deliberatly to anger someone. It comes from cockfighting where they blow smoke up a roosters ass before they put him into the ring to fight.

He's just blowing smoke up your ass, ignore him.

by Javier xavier caviar June 14, 2017

15๐Ÿ‘ 103๐Ÿ‘Ž


your ass is grass and i'm the lawn mower

The expression of which your ass is grass comes from if you hear this you better get out of town because you're likely to get shot hung or end up with your head on a stick

Idiot1: oh dude I am so dead
Idiot2: yep that's quite a bit of a fender bender there
- idiot1 gets home-
Idiot1's roommate: heard you my moped just want you to know ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower
Idiot1:* shit himself*

And that my assholes is how the term:
Your ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower
Turned into: your ass is grass

by เฒ _เฒฐเณƒ 1997 June 27, 2018

10๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


pulling staff out of your ass

an impossible feat of trying to replace staff when noone is available.

we;re pulling staff out of your ass

by gabs 1232 June 21, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž