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Someone who doesn't believe that they'll ever get laid.
I've never been able to pull anyone, so I might as well become a Sexual Atheist.
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A retard who trys to sound "Logical" and above everyone by making fun of religion.
A good Atheist is someone who respects other religions but just doesn't believe in any of them
Bad Atheist
Atheist: Ah so you believe in the Easter bunny too ? and what about santa ?
Christian: Nope just god
Atheist: Prove that he exists
Christian: I can't and you can't prove he doesnt exist.
Atheist: NO U!
Good Atheist
Christian: I believe in the lord jesus christ
Atheist: Although i disagree with your beliefs, i respect your religion.
Christian: Want to get icecream ?
Atheist: Hell, fucking yeah.
*FRIENDS*
WORLD PEACE WAS JUST MADE
LOL
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A sexual act in which a man reaches orgasm by humping the leg of his partner as she get railed by another dude.
"Feminism is a cancer."
"Yeah right, I hear you love giving women the amazing atheist."
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A trend atheist is someone who believes they are part of the atheist community, and they constantly spew their beliefs without any logic proving their arguement.
They believe they are higher than everyone else. Unlike other atheists who just believe what they want. Trend Atheists in short, feel compelled to press their views on everybody and everything.
Trend Atheist: GOD ISN'T REAL! YOU'RE ALL RETARDED FOR BELIVING HE IS!
Christian: Wow, what a tool.
Atheist: How embarassing...
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A person who doesn't believe that the 1969 moon landing was real, and it was staged by the government.
Justin: There goes NASA with their convenient lies.
Doug: Quit being such a space atheist.
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n. Any mass transit vehicle with an atheist ad or slogan on it, stemming from the original London bus ad with the words: “There’s probably no God. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life.” proposed by comedy writer Ariane Sherine and launched on Tuesday October 21 2008.
also n. An ad campaign to put atheist slogans on mass transit vehicles.
sometimes, n. A metaphorical construct suggesting that being a passenger implies atheism.
I got a picture of everyone on an atheist bus flipping off a Hummer! FUH2 fame, here I come!
Did you hear that New York is going atheist bus?
Since Friedrich married a Christian a few years ago he has really fallen off the atheist bus.
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An evangelical atheist is one who not only believes there is no god or other supreme being, but is obsessed with convincing everyone around them to become an atheist too, usually through hard-line intolerance (the kind they accuse other religions of). When cornered they usually try to put down their opponent's religion and bash them for 'blind faith', not realizing that their belief that there is no god is no more or less valid or provable than the other guy's belief that there is one.
Not to be confused with normal atheists/agnostics, who for the most part just dont talk about religion and accept the beliefs of those around them as their perogative. Evangelical atheists are particularly common on the Internet, as organized religion is generally accepted as part of 'the system' of global human society, and lately it's become cool on the Internet to hate 'the system'. Mostly teen angst if you ask me...
Evangelical atheist: "Hi, I'm an atheist."
Other guy: "Cool, I'm Jewish."
Atheist: "YOU FOOL! YOU PRACTICE RELIGION LOL, YOURE A DUMBASS AND IM COOL BECAUSE IM AN ATHEIST. I SHALL NOW PROCEED TO EXPLAIN WHY BLIND FAITH IS DUMB, UNLESS ITS BLIND FAITH IN ATHEISM WHICH IS A COINCIDENTAL EXCEPTION"
Other guy: "Shut it bitch, you're a dumbass"
Atheist: "BUT IM AN ATHEIST, WHICH MEANS IM ALWAYS RIGHT. AND IM NOT AN INTOLERANT PRICK LIKE ALL MEMBERS OF RELIGION ARE, HURR HURR HURR.
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