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Someone who has never ordered from Subway before. Ever.
Bob should definitely eat at Subway. When I asked him about Subway he said he was a Subway virgin.
The Icelandic word for "town", also used way too often by hipsters who think it means boyfriend/girlfriend.
"Chilling with the bæ"
"Pizza is my bæ"
"I live in a bæ"
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The common aftermath of Netflix & Chill, which is, of course, childbirth.
Netflix and Chill? Sorry, I don't chill. That's how you end up with chilldren.
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A trending Instagram hashtag which is confusing because there's 3 fucking stages of uploading something onto Instagram.
Instagram caption: Just woke up, but here's an accidental selfie I took ð #accidentalselfie
Me: *squints suspiciously*
Someone, usually female, who has a wall of hashtags, probably copied and pasted because most of them are completely irrelevant to the photo, on all of their Instagram photos in an attempt to get likes.
That girl is definitely a Hashtag Whore. Once she put #potato on one of her selfies.
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A common condition where pulling a straight face makes you look like a serial killer.
Why do I look like I have bitch face syndrome? Uh oh! Looks like I'm gonna be a serial killer!
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An American who is obsessed with Britain. Some also claim to know everything about British culture just by watching British television.
American: I just watched (insert British TV programme here)! I'm now officially British!
Bob: You're a teaboo!
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