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her bacon sandwich was covered with tomato ketchup.
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An particularly unattractive vagina, often resembling a piece of meat (i.e, beef, bacon).
Randall: I can't believe got drunk enough to stick my penis in that cunt bacon.
Ralph: Lolz, I know man. I saw her naked and thought she had some cold cuts between her legs.
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This Canadian bacon taste like ham!
Wait a minute.....{Bites into some ham}
HOLY SHIT!!!
ABSOLUTELY INDISTINGUISHABLE FLAVOR!!!!
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a friend you know strictly through association so you'd have to list how you know them every time you introduce them. Like with the Kevin Bacon game.
Hannah, my friend's sister's former best friend from middle school's cousin's fiance, is strictly a Kevin Bacon, so I don't care she's pregnant.
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Any fucktard cop (that goes double for sherriffs and deputies) who is concerned only with making his quota. These dickheads will even go as far as pulling a bicyclist over, but are too scared to run off the bums around the corner who make a public nuisance of themselves by living, sleeping, and getting drunk on public property.
See that bacon bitch hiding behind that tree there? He pulled a friend of mine over who was biking to work the other day. Gave him a $250 ticket for running a stop sign, and there was no traffic anywhere! My friend did say the bacon bitch had a big, red wet stain running down from the crotch of his uniform.
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Leo: if that dirty cop fucks with me, I need to cook some bacon.
2. Stitches - Fuck the police
I just found out where them cops live
So when I shoot up they crib I can see 'em drop dead
Put some bacon on the barbecue
3. You still know those guys who used to cook bacon?
4. Ill be cooking bacon.
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Wow Regan are you a single pringle or a taken bacon?
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