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When you take two halves of a bagel, put one side over a girls asshole and the other over her vagina, then proceed to eat through the bagel and eat her out. Optionally, you could eat her out through the hole of the bagel if you don't want to eat the bagel half.
Bruh I tried to make a cunt bagel out of Becky but she didn't want anything but a dick near her cunt.
1. Crazy asian white girl
2. Another name for a ham wallet
Did you see that lady bagel?!
The supreme type of bread; a plain, room temp bagel with cream cheese that was toasted until brown. Eating this will announce to the world: "Sup fuckers, I'm insert name here and I have a large dick"
Damn, that chad is eating a crispy bagel, must have a large dick.
Like the boneless bread it’s confusing
Me: would you like some bread or boneless bread?
Dash: nah how about a boneless bagel
Me: what?
Dash: yeah...
when one sticks their penis through the hole of a bagel
Can you get me a bagel? I want to make a bagel cock.
Rain drop, drop top, bagel cock.
A bagel seed is small cheerio shaped oat that is good for the heart.
guy: boi gimme sum o dose bagl seadz
guy: mmm yumi bagel seeds
When there’s to many bagels to sell so they’re given out for free and everyone gets bagel fever
Farmer: I wouldn’t go to Bagel Town son, the have the bagel fever because of the Bagel Boom