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A sexual position in which the female will lie flat on her stomach with her legs slightly spread. The male will proceed to penetrate her from behind, doing all the work and trying awkwardly to maintain both his balance and erection.
It is so named due to the female's resemblance to a beached floundering dolphin.
"I wanted to pound this girl doggy, but she just went straight into Dolphin Style."
"Lame bro."
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Similar to the shocker, in the insertion of the index and middle fingers into a girl's vag and a pinky in the ass (two in the blood one in the mud.) The difference lies in the fact that the two front fingers are twisted like an electrical chord and the thumb/dorsal fin is used for clitoral stimulation. The desired result is a woman's screech similar to the call of a dolphin (errhhaaa! errhhaaa!)
girl: errhhaaa! errhhaaa! errhhaaa!
guy: That's a mutha fuckin' electric dolphin for ya ass.
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The act of pulling down one's pants, to the bare ass, and sitting or preferably jump sitting on someone elses nose. This is most successful when your butt hole lands directly on the victem's nose.
While he sat down I dolphin kissed him.
She has a brown nose because I dolphin kissed her
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The act of jerking off with fervor . . Usually followed by interruptions from ones mom walking in JUST at the climax
Johnny: Chuf-Chuf-Chuf-Chuf
Mum: Johnny time for lunch!!!
Johnny: Chuf-Chuf-CHUF-CHUF
Mum: JOHNNY.. NOW.. What are you DOING??
Shakira (on the screen): Come on baby, my hips dont lie
Johnny: CHUF.....CHUF......
Mum Opening Door: JOHNNY WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
Johnny: MOM!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!
*Door Slams*
Dad: WTF was that about?
Mum: YOUR SON WAS POLISHING HIS DOLPHIN.. to SHAKIRA... AGAIN!
Dad: Well , like father like so...
*SMACK*
WARNING: Do not polish the dolphin before meals
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To spank the monkey, beat the meat, or also known as masterbation.
Joshs wife wouldn't give him sex in the morning so when she was in the shower he decided to flog the dolphin.
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1.) its not methamphetamine, it stands for METHYLamphetamine, not similar at all to meth.
2.) there has never been any coke or heroin in any x that has been found, including blue dolphins
3.)there are several different types of blue dolphins, some good, some ripoffs.
There are lots of different kinds of blue dolphins out there, but none of them are laced with coke, lots of misinformation out there.
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Waxing the dolphin (v.)
to masturbate, jack off. When a male has sex with his his hand a.k.a. Jill. The act of masturbating. Generally done by males age 12-18.
Wack off Jack off Masturbate
Christain: Dude Michael waxes his dolphin while on Geaogia's myspace!
Austin: Oh my god! Thats disgusting, I feel bad for Georgia.
Christian: Holy crap! Grant was " Waxing the Dolphin " in the locker room
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