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A brown blanket is when someone defecates on ones body and the feces is wrapped on the person forming a blanket. If done with diarrhea this is know as a Wet blanket
Son sometimes in life you have to get creative in bed last night after I ate that chipotle I gave your mom a wet blanket and she’s never slept better. I get it now can I give sis a brown blanket tonight. Why yes you can son after all we live in Mississippi.
Kleenex, toilet paper, paper towels, various disposable paper objects used to dispose of ejaculate in a discreet manner.
“Pass me the kiddie blankets on your way out of my room.”
The little blanket or cloth that you ejaculate onto so that semen dont get everywhere else.
Dont use that blanket dude. why? Its my cumfort blanket
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A type of wall specifically created to separate a group of supposedly heterosexual males as they perform the act of masturbating to the same porn at the same time in the same room.
Johnny claims to be straight but I've heard he's put up blanket walls with multiple different guys.
A bed of toilet paper placed at the bottom of a porta-potty to cushion the turd as it drops to prevent splash back and literal “blue balls”.
I didn’t want blue balls when shitting in the job Johnny so I was sure to put down a turd blanket.
A pussy that is warm, soft, and fuzzy. Like a blanket! It puts u to sleep
Girl...u got that blanket pussy!
Taylor Ham (pork roll) and peanut butter on a kaiser roll.
That fat f*** ordered ham and peanut butter for breakfast, he calls it Miggs in a Blanket.