to pull a "captain bra hook"

To hit one's self in the eye with one's bra

Dude, my girlfriend is such an idiot... she had to pull a "captain bra hook", and now she has to wear an eye-patch....

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Your Grandpa a man bra

Probably the worst thing you can say to anyone about their grandpas and the emotional trauma will cause suicide rates to rise 1000%

May: Your Granny Tranny
Josh: Oh yeah? Your Grandpa a Man Bra
May: *Jumps off cliff*
Mays Mom: *Jumps off tree*

Mays Dad: *Cries to death*

Mays Sister: *Changes name and moves 6 countries*

Bra-less Wonder

A girl who NEEDS to where a bra but doesnt. yes i know it is very disturbing, ecspecially when they where a tank top. yikes!!!

Also a girl who takes a "shower" but.... really doesnt take one and that smell like B.O. like 24-7!!!!!!

They may also talk about their friends from home that you have no clue who they are.....A LOT!!!!!!!

Abi: Effing epiphany!!!
EVERBODY else: what are you talking about!!!!??? WTf!!!
Abi: you know beth right?
EVERBODY else: NO! who the frick are you talking about???!!!
Abi: my bestfriend from home.
EVERBODY else: how the heck am i supposed to know her???!!!!
Abi: idk but she just had an effing epiphany.
EVERBODY else: and we care whyyyy.....
Abi: i dont know....EMILY can i go watch you and Gerber baby go make-out!!!!!??????

Abi= Bra-less Wonder!!!!shhhhhh she doesnt know it yet....hehe

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deep trippy bra

1. A close relationship with someone, wheather sexual or social
2. a way to giva guy head

1. "Your my deep trippy, bra!"
2. "Oh why dont you use the deep trippy bra method! Its my favorite ;"

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What’s up bracky bra!

The catchphrase of a 6th grader named Max back in 2013. Used to greet friends when he got onto Xbox live to play either Minecraft or Call of Duty Black Ops 2.

*joins the Xbox live party* “What’s up Bracky Bra!”

Ur pa wears a bra

Ur pa (grandpa) wears a bra is worse than ur mom gay,ur dad lesbian, Ur granny tranny and ur sister a mister combined. Be careful how you use it.

Brad:"Don't make me say it."
John:"Say it cunt."
Brad:"UR PA WEARS A BRA"
John:*evaporates from planet earth*

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National bra pic day

May 14th is national bra pic day

Guy “Hey guess what day it is”

Girl “what day”

Guy “national bra pic day”

Girl *sends bra pic*

Guy “have a nice day”

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