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A person on dating sites like POF who is broke, indecisive, dishonest, sometimes married/separated, old and has toddlers, broken, selfish, cheap, fat, selfish, and ugly. Bottom feeders. They don't have any self-respect and they'll shag anything that throws them crumbs. (This type infests POF.)
I went out on a date with a broken bottle who didn't have a car, money, and he smelled likes last night's sex.
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A broken boner is a comic relief, drunk studder fall that is performed to lighten the mood of athletes before a game or practice.
it starts out when an individual walks like they are drunk, then falling on his or her side kicking their legs back over their body followed by a great stiffness that runs through their body so that their back is arched and bowed
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A woman may not know she has an STD from prior sexual desires with men and she may infect her current partner with a broken condom.
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A sexual act performed when a male ejaculates into his hand and then "cracks an egg" with his hand on to the top of a female's head, thus creating the tickling sensation down their neck. The semen remains as the yolk.
"He gave me a broken yolk and it took me 30 minutes to wash his cum out of my hair"
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when one has too much gas and a fart goes off inside before it has a chance to escape the ass.
oh no, i just got a broken pipe, damn that CiCi's pizza.
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A rolled blunt or joint that looks like a broken finger. Usually means the blunt or joint is rolled uneven or rolled when you are already high.
I'm already blazed, I already know I'm about to roll a broken finger.
Stuff these joints 'till they look like broken fingers
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1. an individual who exhibits qualities which are atypical of societal norms 2. an individual with a broken soul. 3. an individual who is well dressed and often punctual. 4. illustrates an indivuals nuttyness. 5. One flip-flop 6. one who participates in swimming ball and long walks on the beach.
The broken chesnut managed to trip on his own ego this morning, landing flat own a single pimple which was popped.
Broken chesnut proceeded to eat the free, festering, blemish puss.
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