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The first Australian King of Scotland,No seriously he was a bad ass mother, who eventually took his head from out his own ass,and inspired by William Wallace(an even badder mother)and an unnamed spider! decided to kick the shit out the English HOORAY!!(Huge Roar From All Over The World Except England) Defeating Edward II of England ,Secured Scotlands Independence at the battle of Bannockburn 1314.Sadly many modern Scots forget this and like to keep voting for the Westminster based Labour Party or LibDems and some even Defy Logic Still and like the Tories.So all in all King Robert's Heroic Efforts were Sadly in vain!
English Troops:Run Lads It's Robert The Bruce We are Doomed!
Never mind chaps we will have those scotch twats in our pockets 700 years from now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Evil Grin)
''When will we see their likes again?''
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When in the middle of the act of sexual intercourse when one becomes angry for unknown reasons, "Hulk Smash!!!" is said, Or during climax.
Is also used to refer to loud grunting noises emitted from male pornstars during a taping.
"He gave her The Bruce Banner so loud we could hear it from down the hall."
"uuhn! UH! Hulk Smash!!!"
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the act of taking a goose and or swan and placing its elongated head and neck up your anal hole and letting it nibble on your prostate causing an ejaculation out of your bung
hey gary you ever been so smashed you did a lil bruce goose in the park with some children while eating some chicken wings.
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the only famous person from asia who should have taken over asia
Bruce Lee's from asia?
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Great theologian of the Mormon Church.
Taught more about Jesus in his sermons and writing than any other man alive.
Said Negroes did not fight valiantly in heaven; so even though they came to earth, they had to be cursed with dark skin and stuff. Today many Mormons sun-bathe in hopes of getting dark skin and think they are blessed when they succeed. The people who fought valiantly in heaven were blessed with pasty white skin that burns easily.
The second edition of his book "Mormon Doctrine" left that part out.
"Bruce McConkie said it, so I know it's true!"
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Any Asian guy who is really into white chicks.
Wang Hung Lo is Bruce Lee; he only goes out with white chicks.
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A drink order consisting of Dewar's on the rocks with a Sam Adams to wash it down.
Geez, that Andrew Bruce really messed me up. Excuse me server, may I have another Andrew Bruce
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