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An anal saliva produced after a firm stool. Sometimes moist, sometimes crusty, residual soaked in anal hair as a result of leftover nuggets from last weeks dinner. Advisable to be trapped between ones forefinger and thumb before bedtime. Cleansing of the hands is a nicety, but by no means necessary to create finger butter the next morning. Otherwise a blowback to 70s butter. Bastardised use of the term rectum butter. Back in the day was called a 'kling on'. TUCKERS TIP: No matter how dry ones toast is, never use in place of cow butter. Best removed by foreplay. sometimes called ass junipers
Mummy mummy, my toast is dry, do you have any of that recto butter daddy always talks about?
No son, if your too young to produce your own, get some cow butter.
That feeling you get when you're full and slightly nauseous and you burp and you can taste the partly digested food in the back of your throat.
dude, i've got some really bad croc-butter going on right now.
When your balls sweat profusely and it's been a few days since you've showered so all the lint, dead skin cells, and sweat accumulate into a fine butter on your scrotum. Often used as a lubricant for anal.
"Don't forget to scrape off your scrotum butter with a butter knife before going to grandma's, sweetie"
The build-up of dry deodorant.
"My pit butter is like nine inches thick today!"
Actions that result in a woman being ready for penetration.
I whispered something in her ear. By the way she wiggled, shifting her weight, I knew that I had just helped her butter the monkey.
When you think you sharted but you just greased your ass cheeks.
(Ass liquid)
I think I shit myself but I have buttered cheeks.
Military slang for Ensign or Second Lieutenant, who wear a Golden Bar as their rank insignia.
Who's the new butter bar in charge?
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