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The worst fucking women on the planet.
Some characteristics would be: impatient, complains a lot, slutty, think they’re the hottest bitch on the planet, and so fucking annoying you’ll want to snap your own neck.
Acceptable names for girls from Colorado are as followed: Bitch, Whore, Skank, piece of fucking trash, literally anything other than what they would want to hear.
Person 1: “Yo what were the Colorado Bitches like?”
Person 2: “I took some dubs, and took some Ls but fucking hated all of them”
Your typical rock climbing, "not all who wander are lost", sub alpha male who's moderately pretentious & his diet consists of microbrews and charcuterie plates.
Why would you invite Rich out to the bar, you know he's a colorado douchebag.
When you use a Woman’s yeast infection to make a Microbrew IPA
Me: Ya this girl I was with last night had a nasty bread smell coming out of her legs.
Friend: Dude that’s nasty ass fuck
Me: Yeah but it made for a tasty Colorado Special
Yo man, sprinkle some Colorado basil on those cookies.
The tread thrown from a semi truck on the interstate. Any retread lost on the road.
Holy shit did you see that Colorado alligator it was the biggest one I've ever seen.
When you roll a fat blunt, light it, and fuck a girl with the unlit end of it, getting her high.
Chris: Hey Alex, what did you and your girl do yesterday?
Alex: We just hung out in her room, and I Colorado Muff Puffed her. She was REALLY stoned!
Chris: Cool! I'm gonna give my girl a Colorado Muff Puffer now! Thanks man!
Alex: No problem!
A small community in between Castle Rock and Highlands Ranch, Co.
With access to Roxborough State Park, some visitors come to view the beautiful red rocks, including the artist from the Lion King! Who gathered his inspiration from our iconic rocks, now it’s mostly local kids who like to climb up and smoke a joint.
With no high school, the roxborough bubble was popped for many when they moved onto middle school. So if you happen to have a roxborough kid in your class, we sincerely apologize. We’re a different breed.
Please come and enjoy our small but growing community ! We have a sonic . ... and I think pizza ?? But we definitely have marijuana and ketamine!!
Roxborough Colorado is such a diverse community