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The most retarded person possible; at this point you wouldn't be considered human to the general population. (a steamunlocked user)
You are a daniel,
(big insult)
A narcissist who probably jerks off to himself because he’s secretly in the closet and realizes that the girls he takes advantage of don’t satisfy him the way another man will.
Girl 1: “This boy keeps ghosting me and giving me mixed signals.”
Girl 2: “Let me guess is his name Daniel ??”
Girl 1: “Omg it is how’d you know ???”
Girl 2: “Because that’s some Daniel shit”
An amazing family man who will do anything to see his kids and wife smile. A very hard worker not known to complain. Don’t mind putting in the work to put food on the table. He is funny and fun to be around.
Man, I wanna find me a guy like Daniel. !
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Can be mean and angry all the time but is also an amazing friend, cares more about himself than others but expects others to be on his beck and call, even tho he is like this never let go of a Daniel no matter how mean to is cause you won’t find another person like him
Incredibly attractive, funny and good at the freaky stuff. Finds the concept of Taxis hilarious.
Aka Sex God.
A:“Omg have you met Daniel yet?“
B:“Oh you mean Sex God“
Dan is can be the most annoying person in the world and such a pain in the arse when he wants to be but he is the biggest simp and such a hopeless romantic. He’s a classic yt boi but I swear he has 2% Indian in him. He also has a big ass heart so don’t break it cause it’s hella fragile prob made out of tissue paper and loves him self cuddles so he is basically a big teddy bear .Dan also has the biggest dirty mind and his humour is very dark . He probably has a daddy kink. He loves to correct ppl all the bloody time when they are already correct. Dan has great music taste and he’s a great person to vibe with . He loves bruh girls and he loves his brunettes. His love live is very shit so don’t make it worse by breaking his poor ass heart . Also he has a shit ton of nick names ( Dan, dannie boi , Danny boi , daddy Dan , dildo, dingo , mr comedian, lover boi , millermeter defeater, teddy bear and a shit ton of more nick names )
Hes gay and we all know it but he wont come out. Please dan we willapcept you. He's tall and likes transgender devil girls who are 4" tall with a big penis
hey daniel youre gay
no im not