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Ultimate Derp

A sexy man, the only one of his kind. He has a derpy face, but he's really cute. You won't go wrong if you choose to love this sexy man. He spends his days jerking off to porn and talking to his friends.

Watch out! Ultimate Derp is jerking off again! BOOM!

by TheOnlyWasp April 17, 2018


Blanket Derping

To derp indiscriminately. To derp without control.

Have you seen my derp face? I was blanket derping in English class.

by FedoraWithFeathers March 1, 2012


hobo derp

someone who couch surfs, is hairy and loves cats. Also probably skateboards, and smokes insanely large amounts of weed that they never pay for.

Man, zech is such a hobo derp.

by Billymazehere1021 March 4, 2018


derp dick

A confused erection for odd reasons.

I was sitting on the couch and a friskies commercial came on and I got derp dick.

by AndySeentDat January 29, 2016


derp man elite

A male that has sex with a female and to get her pregnant and proceeds to never see her again.

derp man elite was never seen by her again.

by notkejejnsn September 5, 2017


Derp

used as a substitute for speech regarded as meaningless or stupid, or to comment on a foolish or stupid action.

Lower tax rates and far lower job creation. Derp

by Yo_Angie April 22, 2022


Derp

Cute but funny looking

"That dog is so derpy"

by Scar_ May 24, 2023