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A jerkoff who has no redeeming value left at all.
An asshole who has surpassed all the limits of assholery.
A douchebag who has sunk to lowest level of douchebaggery.
A lowlife who richly deserves a severe ass beating for soiling the planet with his existance.
That total douchebag has screwed me over good this time!
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A person who is far too cocky, vain, over-prided, delusional, and happy and often considers themselves much more better than other people by many things, some obvious, some more subtle.
Jack is a real arrogant douchebag
When one has reached an unparalleled level of Douchebaggery, they become a Class-A Douchebag, or the king of Douchebags.
Kayne West should be promoted to a Class-A Douchebag after the MTV VMAs.
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The epitome of someone who drives a dodge. Their driving skills are douchey, for example they drive fast and slam on the breaks and disregard everyone else. And also it's common for a dodge douchebag to park directly in front of the door at a gas station. dodge
That Ram just cut me off ! What a Dodge douchebag.
A person obsessed with their sense of self worth. Characteristically they believe they are greater than other people and belittle others to gain status and feel powerful.
These people can almost never spell, drink too much, party with 'boiz' or are generally just stupid.
That Luke Sugars guy is a Pretentious Douchebag.
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Someone who proclaims his/her support for the constitution, limited government, personal liberties, and the free market yet derides people who choose to vote for candidates that actually support these ideas because such candidates are deemed "un-electable".
Douchebag Patriot: You're voting for Gary Johnson? A vote for Gary Johnson is a vote for Obama! You need to vote for Romney!
Non-douche: First, I can assure you that voting for Gary Johnson will in no way add any votes to Obama's count. Secondly, Gary Johnson actually stands for the things that I feel are important, Romney only says what he thinks will get him re-elected. Romney's record does not reflect anything that you claim to support.
Douchebag Patriot: You must secretly be a liberal. Gary Johnson won't win. Romney may not be my first choice but we have to defeat Obama! This election is too important!
Non-douche: I wish I had a dollar for every person who has told me that they aren't voting for Gary Johnson or Ron Paul because they can't win. The idea that this election is somehow more important than any other is merely the same recycled hogwash that we hear every election year in an attempt to win third party supporters over for another RINO. Voting for Romney will only assure that we will get another RINO next time.
Douchebag Patriot: You're an idiot! I am going to block you now.
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a person who is such a douchebag, someone had to come up with a new adjective to describe how large of a douchebag they are
Nick can be an Omegathon Douchebag