EVERY.BOYFRIENDS.NIGHTMARE!!!
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The hottest Vampire that will protect you and steal your girl
Twilight new moon
Bella: Were breaking up Jacob...
Jacob: Its cause of that bloodsucker huh?
Bella: Its always been Edward Cullen!
He’s the kind of psychotic guy with many issues who sneaks into girls’ bedrooms to watch them sleep.
Apparently he suffers from a horrible disease in which he believes he is a “vampire”, yet also a 108 year old teenage boy.
As you can see, this very charming and handsome fuckboy will lure girls such as Isabella Swan to suffer from thinking she would rather die than be away from him.
Bella Swan: OMG EDWARD CULLEN IS SO HANDSOME!!!! Sksksksksk
Random person: wtf
A guy that has a pimple face and looks like a cat and is kind of a jerky and he is a smug bich that probably has an anime body pillow
Edward pikeman is here to try to get the camp
The Gayest person you've met and you will catch the gayness when you go near him.
"John" omg im gay now
"Nick" YESSIR ITS NICHOLAS EDWARD TIME"
It must've been Nicholas edwards
To combine out marijuana, cocaine and weed, putting it in a bottle and inhaling it through your nose.
“During the party I did a Weedy Edward. “
Edward Sam is that type of guy to always make u feel happy, laughter and pure enjoyment. He loves trolling others and loves gaming, but in reality, he's one guy that you shouldn't mess with! As strong as the Man of Steel or Goku, he would find himself to love fights. Not only strength wise, but he's also considered as a Nerd amongst others. He's also the sweet-charming type of guy to make anyone get close to him, he would definitely steal your girl 😳 As loyal as he is, it would be impossible to let go of him due to his unbelievable kindness
YO Edward Sam should be your friend!
Yo is that EDWARD!?
EDWARD SAM IS THE GOAT
EDWARD SAM IS MIND BLOWING
Perfect duo,couple, and friends. Started off close and fell apart when they each found someone else but then came back together and became the happiest couple their ever was.
OMG!! Dawn and Edward are so cute together.