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the female equivalent to the male "bust a nut."
"Man, all of the sudden, my man wanted to get all cozy and I was just interested in cracking a egg with him."
"Keep going! I'm getting ready to crack an egg!"
An overly intellectual person; someone who thinks too much.
Charles can't order lunch without using an algebraic formula -- what an egg head!
When you do the girl anal and you tuck your balls in her ass and when you pull them out they are covered in brown shit.Then she sucks the shit off your nuts.
I gave your mom brown eggs lastnight.
A japanese egg that acts like a "fleshlight" of sorts.
It comes in the shape and appearance of a real egg, it is then peeled to relieve it's real nature; a sex toy.
The top opens, revealing a package of lube inside.
Pour lube into the bottom of the egg.
The bottom part of your egg stretches over your entire penis, then simply jerk off.
The inside of the egg has different textures for pleasure.
They are usually made small, since it's asian.
Person 1: Dude, I used my fantasy egg last night since I couldn't get laid.
Person 2: Did it work?
Person 1: Eh, it went to fast.
Someone who displays a high level of being a total idiot and doesn't much care for others.
" oh man that sose teacher is such an egg hunter for all this homework "
A pair of round or oval objects, usually found in the colon, that cause irritable behavior. Bitch eggs have been found to infect male and female colons alike.
What crawled up your ass and laid bitch eggs?
The only two words that will guarantee someone millions of views on a YouTube video with the use of a popular children's IP (e.g. Frozen, Spiderman, Minecraft). When placed in the title of a video, these words are often crammed in with other buzzwords that 1. are designed to grab the child's immediate attention or 2. manipulate YouTube's algorithm into placing said video amongst other well-made, thoughtfully-created forms of children's entertainment on the platform.
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