faux-mo

A heterosexual man who attempts to pass himself off as a homosexual to lull women into a false sense of security. He then takes full sexual advantage of them at the first opportunity, and blames it on drugs and/or alcohol.

"It turns out Will is a huge Faux-mo. He convinced Natalie that he was gay, then got her drunk and banged her!"

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Faux-bi

girls who can kiss girls & like it ..and can play around naked with each other with a boy in the mix...but don't & won't go down on girls or have sex with them with a strap-on or anything. they find other girls sexy and attractive but they would never have an actual girlfriend. They truly only want to be with men.

I make-out with girls and play around with them but I don't want a girlfriend, I'm faux-bi.

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Faux-bo

Someone who has the appearance of a hobo, but on closer inspection exhibits something that disproves the theory. i.e., expensive clothes, cleanliness, manicure...

1:OMG look at the guy on the corner! Let's give him some money!!
2:Look at his jacket, it's totally Armani! That guy is a faux-bo.

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Faux-Bama

1: A fake Barack Obama, such as a stand in for public events.

2: Any black, male president on television, movies, ... etc.

1:

Girl #1: Do you think Obama will really be at the inauguration?
Girl #2: No way! It'll probably be a Faux-Bama.

2:

Guy #1: Hey, did you know they're coming out with a Vantage Point II?
Guy #2: Yeah, and the "President" in this one is a total Faux-Bama.

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faux flow

the trick day at the end of a menstrual period when you think you are done bleeding from the vag but you are not.

i thought my period was done so i didn't wear a tampon, but then the faux flow came and i bled all over my pants and my car and my boyfriend.

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faux toe

within the same genus as the infamous camel toe, the more socially acceptable faux toe coexists in the same habitat. the faux toe can be identified by its lack of cleft of toe.

when an individual wears a skirt of thin material and the wind blows it into the faux toe.

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Faux Newz

Just another satire newz site. Funnier than most though.

I love Faux Newz

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