Flick Cricket

One of many species of dumb bitches that won't shut the fuck up in a movie theater. Much like moon crickets they start the chatter after the lights are dimmed. They converse with others locally and long distance through the use of cell phones.

I was about to squash that flick cricket with the bottom of my shoe, but decided to drown her with my soda instead.

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booty flicks

A legendary dog known as Junior Jefferson the 2nd. Was an amazing butt twerking master for the article "booty flicks". Booty Flicks is a strip club, where poodles strip and it's where Clifford the Big Red Dog got his big dick. Famous dogs enter here and into this association. Your dogs probably go there, when you’re not there or probably asleep.

I can’t believe my dog went to Booty Flicks, I knew Cardi-B was a bitch.

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Goatse flick

When your having a shit and can feel some stuck, so you do a goatse to dislodge it

Jim: So how was your dump?
Bob: Not good, I had to do a goatse flick.
Jim: Damn.

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stick flick

porno movie x rated video used for getting off

benny ruined my stick flick

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Dick FlicK

Like a chick flick, but for guys
A relaxing, engaging movie aimed primarily at males

Man, did you catch Top Gun on the TV yesterday? Total dick flick!

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Dick-Flicking

The act of two male co-workers interacting at work, in order to appear to be busy; but who are really just shooting the shit to kill time.

John & Pedro Doe need to stop dick-flicking, and help us finish this assignment.

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Swish And Flick

Origin = Harry potter

Verb. = ''Sally what are you doing after school today?''

''gonna 'Swish And Flick' myself''

'Swish And Flick' is a term used to describe Female Masturbation, made popular by Harry Potter Puppet Pal's. It is a take-off of the phrase "The Swish and Flick", which is the wrist movement required to preform the Hover Charm. Swish and Flick is also a Wizard rock band.

''oooh, let us go see what Hermione is up too, sounds like she's in a right state up there, shouting to god and everythin!''
*says in london accent*
*creeps slowly upstairs*
JUMPS>>INTO>>ROOM>>
''um, mum, go away, please....''
SILENCE
WALKS<<DOWN<<STAIRS
*average father* ''what wuz wrong up dere, itz stopped noow''
''she was 'Swish And Flick'-in herself''
AWKWARD SILENCE
''i knew we shouldn't have let her get that wand''

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