float like a butterfly, sting like a bee

(-muhammed ali) the easily imagined capabilities of a fine looking woman as regards to sex skills

man, i bet dollars to doughnuts (like that phrase??) that bitch could float like a butterfly, sting like a bee

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Whatever floats your waterlogged boat.

Used instead of whatever floats your waterlogged goat, whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, etc etc.
Used by smart people who are trying to prove they're up to date with both science and popular culture. Boats are made so they don't get waterlogged you wannabe college graduates!

Jeorne: Yeah, I wanna kill some australian maps.
Geekni: Whatever floats your waterlogged boat. See what I did there? Coz it's in the water? See? See?
Jeorne: riiiiight...

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Like a milk float hitting a brick wall

A particularly powerful ejaculation.

"Philip had been away for three weeks shooting lions in the Serengeti, so when he smashed the life out of me upon his return it was like a milk float hitting a brick wall"

"Good heavens, Ma'am"

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Whatever floats your boat, tickles your pickle, pops your peach

The phrase used to confirm something when you are moderately indifferent to the actions of a friend who's mental faculties are questionable.

Person 1: So Im gonna ask Grey to marry me today.
Person 2: Didn't you just meet?
Person 1: So?
Person 2: Whatever floats your boat, tickles your pickle, pops your peach

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jerk float

When you and your friends joke flirt but don’t know how to speak

Me and you “Jerk Float”

Banana float giraffe

Bananas float on giraffes

Banana float giraffe

Floated me

To be emotionally surprised about an unexpected event.

I got a promotion at work, met a girl, and had my coffee paid by the person behind me all in one day today. It floated me!