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A pool of jizz from a Disney dad running down a cast members cheek while his wife and kids are asleep at the hotel.
"Where have you been? The parade starts in 5 minutes!"
"I had to clean up the Florida Pool from that Disney Dilf!"
A condom used by a person with an STD.
Malcolm uses condoms when he has sex. Dude that's gross, he's leaving those Florida condoms laying around?
That tingly feeling you get when you are deeply stressed, angry, or doing literally nothing at all.
I felt an Inwards Florida after getting harassed by my boss.
A floral and citrusy perfume used in religious and spiritual practices. It commonly used in African Diaspora Religions and is used in contemporary witchcraft.
Did you see Solange carried a bottle of Florida water at the Met Gala?
When a Burmese Python slithers up your toilet and bites your penis while you're taking a piss.
Jeremiah can't come to work today because he got a Florida blowjob.
Where a snake bites your penis
Oh man I just got the Florida blowjob in when I went in the Everglades today