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A great saying by a very wise man
person: Im going to kill you and your family
wise person: You forget 1000 things every day make sure friendship isnt one of them
A euphemism for no-strings-attached oral sex, intended to relieve stress or console.
One of my co-workers was depressed over breaking up with her boyfriend, so I offered her some friendship therapy.
An entirely hypothetical situation in which is straight man and a straight woman are friends without one or both harboring secret sexual desires for the other.
Guy 1: Me and Lucy are in such a healthy plutonic friendship.
Guy 2: Just tell her you want to blow her back out.
A friendship hug is where an individual will hug another person and stealthily stick a finger up the other person's anus.
*hugs*
Guy one: DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!
Guy two: What bro? It's just a friendship hug. You know, 'cause we're best bros.
Guy one: YOU JUST STUCK YOUR FINGER UP MY ASS!
Guy two: Chill bro! Friendship hugs are the best kind of hugs.
In the case of a Jacob and Bryan relationship, theirs is a friendship that evolved through shared struggles and vulnerabilities. Both grappling with their own battles, they found solace and understanding in each other's company. Bryan's challenges with addiction to drugs and gambling brought them together in a unique way. Jacob, empathetic and compassionate, stepped in reluctantly at first but eventually became Bryan's confidant and pillar of support. Met as strangers, when Jacob filmed Bryan publicly matserbating to the book Mein Kampf. Bryan begged as Jacob to delete the footage, Jacob made him somewhat of a sex slave until Bryan also offered to pay 50% of his wages for life. After realising they pleasure eachother they became best of friends. Within the complexities of their relationship, there existed a deeper connection that surpassed the boundaries of a purely platonic friendship. It was a bond built on shared pain, empathy, and understanding, fostering a closeness that transcended societal norms. Their journey together, though marked by turmoil, was a testament to the depth of human connections amidst adversity and the healing power of genuine companionship. It is important to note in a Jacob Bryan friendship the Jacob often has a huge cock.
Uzair: Wow Amy we have such a close friendship
Mueed: Yea but you never caught me masterbating to Hitlers work :(
Uzair: We do not have a Jacob Bryan friendship
Mueed: True, both our cocks are small
When you create a team or deck in a game using your friends' favorite cards/units.
"Yugi put each of his friend's favorite cards into his deck for this duel. You could call it a friendship team/deck"
A person that is so desperate for attention and approval, that they let their friends treat them like crap, and make them feel like they doesn’t matter
Person 1 : hey man, that’s not cool you shouldn’t let your friends treat you like that
Person 2 : no, it’s OK. I’d rather them make me feel bad then them leave me I’m a friendship cuck