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A phrase your grandparent might use to describe being busy with a futile, impossible, or endless task.
Cats like to cover their feces, but if they've done their business on a frozen pond, no matter how long they try to dig up something to cover it with, their paws will always slide on the ice. The joke is the mental image of a cat making the digging motion on ice for a long time.
I don't know why I keep weeding that garden. I've been busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond, but I tell you what, there's gonna be just as many dandelions tomorrow.
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when you are about to have sex and the girls parents come home (blue balls), you have to hide outside in your boxers, its 5 degrees, and your nuts get stuck to your leg.
man i went over to stacys house last night but all i got was a frozen ballcicle
When having sex during winter in a kiddy pool full of Jello. I recommend lime.
"So last night me and my girl had some frozen jello. Now are bodies are stained red"
Would be taking your semen and mixing it with ice cream then freezing it and serving it to either your spouse, girlfriend, boyfriend, or guest.
Dang that ice cream is amazing what flavor would you call it?
Oh maybe frozen frosty?
A mangled and cold food stuff that can fit In someone’s coat pocket. Usually a granola bar or some snack like it.
Person 1: I didn’t want to pay 56$ for a grilled cheese at the ski resort. So I packed us two frozen burgers!
Person 2: wow I can’t wait to eat this frozen chewy peanut butter and chocolate bar I’m so hungry.
A red white and blue dildo that is frozen that is later used for anal stimulation.
Casey loved it when i showed her my American frozen funstick, she even tried it herself.
Putting your dick in the freezer until it freezes to then fry it until golden brown
Bro, the Frozen Fry fried the smegma right off me!