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a bitch that does not shut the fuck up about their winterguard/colorguard season. also known as me.
Hey we got first place at our show last weekend!
No one fucking asked, god you’re such a color guard hoe.
A game where the goal is for a boy/man to protect or "guard" their genitalia from their opponents attempting to grab it.
On the bus the group of friends were in the midst of an intense round of The Guarding Game
The cock sucker guard is a different name for the philly shell to prevent people from using it in mma due to its lack of offense available.
“How did Sean Strickland become champion using the cock sucker guard”
Gay ass niggers who died defending the Emperor in the last Jedi movie.
Dark Honour Guards defend the Emperor
The single greatest phrase ever said within security forces. When spoken it manifests unending amounts of adrenaline and willingness to complete the day. Also creates blindness to certain actions to keep from extending shifts.
Guard mount broke let’s get outta here.
The one who stands behind the counter of the cafeteria and controls the flow of nuggies throughout the land. Too many; gluttony. Too few; chaos.
The nuggie guard was generous in her gift upon us today. A yield of 7 nuggies is surely enough to get us through the winter.
Position called in League of Legends at champion select to troll noobs who think you will actually be guarding baron the whole game.
Fag1: mid
Fag2: top
You: baron guard.
Fag1: omg wtf r u new?
Fag2: some1 doge!!11!
You: did one of u want baron guard?