urban hag

Any woman or man that keeps up on the current trend of dressing in several different layers of eclectic, unmatching clothing. Common examples are girls with colorful miniskirts on over jeans and sheer sweaters over bright t-shirts, and guys with cardigans over plaid and vintage fake leather jackets with scarves. Named so because of their often hag-like appearance due to their layered, unmatching clothing.

My urban campus is overrun with urban hags.

Mary used to be an urban hag until someone tried to offer her money one day.

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fag hag

one that is best friends, usually the best friend is a female, to a male gay person.

Derik and his fag hag went out to the club last night.

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Nasty Hag

Hillary Clinton.

Hillary Clinton is a nasty hag.

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male hag

the male version of a hag.

Jack: Ew look at that male hag
Sally: gross!!!

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man-hag

A single male that has a female best friend.

"OMG, you know me so well. You are so my man-hag!" - LW

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foot hag

a deformation on one's foot; i.e. a bunion

I need surgery because I have a foot hag that is killing me.

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fag hag

A woman who frequents gay bars because she is so attractive she does not need to be hit on by drunk straight men to boost her ego, thus she finds it an irritating distraction from a night of hanging out with her equally radiant friends.

Often is confused for the "Lesbian friend" of a gay man, however the distinction should be an easy one since the "Lesbian friend" is 150 pounds heavier then the "Fag Hag" and usually sports a mustache.

Drunk Guy: Hey, lookit that fat, ugly fag hag!
Less Drunk Guy: You mean the one sucking face with that stubby lumberjack?
Drunk Guy: Yeah. Hey is that two women?
Less Drunk Guy: I don't think that's a fag hag.

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