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The act of performing a handjob with a piece of avocado toast.
I was in the restroom when my coworker came in and gave me a handy landy .
When a bisexual male cheerleader gives handys in a van in front of the frat house.
Andy is giving van handys at all the OU houses tonight
The act of your wife giving her a boyfriend a tug job while you watch epic gains on $GME from greedy hedge funds.
I was so busy watching my gain porn, I didn't even notice my wife was giving Melvin the 'ol diamond handy.
Some one that is extremely useful doing things. Male. Hands-on task oriented.
Ryan was Mr. Handy in the bathroom today. He got all the towel bars up and the toilet topper!
A girl who likes to play with her blue waffle
I walked in on my sister, she was doing handy smurf.
He was reeling from his spicy handy. He forgot it was taco Tuesday.
The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.
Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.