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The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload
And nobody's gonna go to school today
She's going to make them stay at home
And daddy doesn't understand it
He always said she was as good as gold
And he can see no reason
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be sure
Oh, oh, oh tell me why
I don't like Mondays
Tell me why
I don't like Mondays
Tell me why
I don't like Mondays
I want to shoot
The whole day down
The Telex machine is kept so clean
As it types to a waiting world
And mother feels so shocked
Father's world is rocked
And their thoughts turn to their own little girl
Sweet sixteen ain't that peachy keen
Now, it ain't so neat to admit defeat
They can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need oh, woah
Tell me why
I don't like Mondays
Tell me why
I don't like Mondays
Tell me why
I Don’t Like Mondays
I want to shoot
The whole day down
Down, down
Shoot it all down
All the playing's stopped in the playground now
She wants to play with her toys a while
And school's out early and soon we'll be learning
And the lesson today is how to die
And then the bullhorn crackles
And the captain tackles
With the problems and the how's and why's
And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to die, die
Oh, oh, oh and the silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload
And nobody's gonna go to school today
She's going to make them stay at home
And daddy doesn't understand it
He always said she was as good as gold
And he can see no reason
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be sure
Tell me why
I don't like Mondays
Tell me why
I don't like Mondays
Tell me why
I don't like, I don't like, I don't like Mondays
Tell me why
I don't like, I don't like, (tell me why) I don't like Mondays
Tell me why
I don't like Mondays
I want to shoot, the whole day down, uh, uh, uh
WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND WANTS TO WALK ON THE BEACH AND SCREAM AT HER AND SAY'' I DONT LIKE SAND'' ANAKIN WAIFU HATES SAND SO NEVER GO TO HIS GRAVE AND PUT SAND OR HE WILL COME BACK TO LIFE AND TURN INTO GOKU AND YELL '' I DONT LIKE SAND FAGGOT!''
Padame: anakin wanna fuck on the beach? Anakin: I DONT LIKE SAND
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A phrase most appropriately used following an evening of social antics during which copious amounts of alcohol have been consumed. It is usually used to inform others that said beverage consumer has a shit-bad hangover.
Mate, you were wankered last night... you look awful
Tell me about it. I feel like death.
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From a Lil wayne song
wen u smoke weed and u lose the feelin he uses the exprestion "i feel like dying"
especially if you smoke everyday
" If My Brother Doesnt Have any More I Feel Like Dying"
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Everyone I don't like is literally Hitler, everyone except for me!
Everyone I don't like is literally Hitler, let's have a look and see:
- Donald Trump
- PewDiePie
- Pepe the Frog
- Hand signs
- Free speech
- Godwin's law
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Feeling as though something is happening to you in a way to make it look like a movie.
Brian: Dude, kevin and justin just got arrested by the cops. They blamed you and now there after you!
Matthew: Oh snap dude, i feel like a movie.
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I want to sex you up
Hey baby, you should know that ever since I met you, that "I really like you."
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