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Jamaican Apple Sauce

Where you want to joke about something but you can’t think of anything

Person 1: Wanna hear a joke?
Person 2: Sure
Person 1: Jamaican Apple Sauce

by Hoes sucking on my dick March 17, 2024


Jamaican Hockey Puck

When you shit in a condom, freeze it, and go outside and throw it at the nearest mother (preferably in front of her children)

Hey dude, what happened to you?
I got hit with a Jamaican Hockey Puck.

by The Feetmeister December 13, 2024


Jamaican Backpack

In order to smuggle marijuana an individual places a bag of weed in another's anus and then pounds it in with his penis.

In order to get weed out of the Caribbean, Turbo gave Austin a Jamaican Backpack.

by ajmurphy October 19, 2018


Jamaican Flamethrower

The act of filling your dick with gasoline and ejaculating while holding a lighter in front of your it; creating a flamethrower.

I gave that bitch a jamaican flamethrower last night

by W@yne Kerr March 7, 2019


Jamaican standoff

A dispute between two people or two groups that is settled by smoking marijuana. marijuana, weed, doobie, blunt, ganja, Mary Jane, cannabis, joint, reefer, Mexican standoff

Our frat got together to confront the frat at the other school over who gets the best seats at the college football game. Instead of a fist fight, we had a Jamaican standoff and a keg. It's all good.

by joecoolthefool June 20, 2016


jamaican lottery

When you find ALL of the weed.

Dude! I want to Dario's house last night and I totally won the Jamaican Lottery!

by poppymemedude February 13, 2017


Jamaican hit

The larger amount of smoke you take in from a hit when you're high, because it feels less harsh.

Yo, me and Bob were so high yesterday. Should've seen the Jamaican hits we were taking.

by Zetch July 31, 2013