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When a vagina is so loose you can't feel anything just warm moistness. Like you had a taken the cover off a jar of mayonnaise and stuck your penis inside.
Rick: Hey you hit that chick last night?
Mike: Yea....
Rick: How was it? I bet she was tight.
Mike: Man that chick was a warm jar of mayonnaise.
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One who enjoys a nice salted rim and is a tard.. aka Stacy
Man I can believe that tard jar Stacy likes those salted rims..
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The unfortunate effect of being placed into the "friend zone" or "just a like a brother to me" zone by a potential romantic interest. Upon full maturity of the disease, the person is used in a "break glass in case of emergency" type booty call and then discarded...
There is a very fine line between being chivalrous and ending up with a case of "dick in a jar" syndrome.
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A Peanut Butter Jar is the anus
Firsrt I was fucking her pussy. That got loose and boring. Then I decided to stick it in her Peanut Butter Jar. End of story.
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The background to this phrase starts with a man named 'Chopper Read' who although being a notorious and accomplished criminal himself in Australia decided to take it upon himself to eradicate a fellow criminal from this world for an act he comitted which has now been coined Jam Jarring. It goes that the murdered man was in prison for raping a 10 year old boy. He was then released from prison slightly earlier for his good behaviour, not long after his release he had approached a 9 year old girl in a park, taken her into a quieter area of the park, he then broke a jam jar in half using the jagged ends he cut a whole in the leg of the girl and proceded to abuse this area of her body even after she had died.
When he returned to prison Chopper was on library duty and as he walked into the other man's cell he pushed him to the floor and jumped on his head from the bed until he died.
The term Jam Jarring is now employed as a means of conveying the notion of desire to follow through with this act on someone else.
Guy 1: "She is so hot I would definitley Jam Jar her."
Guy 2: "Dude that is so nasty WTF?!"
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A Slut E.G prostitute or dirty bitch that does not believe in washing for weeks on end
1. Your hot sister looked good till she opened her legs and revealed her jarful of assorted creams
2. I went to the half price prostitute parlour and found a cadbury creme egg between her legs
To Fart; usually in the Silent But Deadly mode.
Jesus Christ, Paul: Did you just open a jar of pickles?