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A person who's family is Jewish, perhaps culturally Jewish more than religiously Jewish, and who follows the more secularized traditions of Christmas -- such as: decorating one's house with Christmas decorations, putting up a Christmas tree, pretending that Santa exists for the kids, etc.
He puts up a Christmas tree and lights a Menorah! What a Christmas Jew.
A Jew who is very greedy and is often not willing to share. While most people would call someone a jewbag, or dirty jewish whore, this word is most commonly used by dirty pirates, or people who are dirty and groggy.
" Eye ye Jew swoggle!!! Walk the plank!!!"
Ew... Jew
Person 1 "Ew, look there is a jew"
Person 2 "Ew, I'm a jew"
The most common form of magic on Earth. Has many potent abilities.
1. Matt used his Jew Magic to help us win the football game.
2. That girl is using Jew Magic to look hot.
An egg laid by jewish women to produce offspring. These eggs are rather large and will hatch quickly, so should promptly be smashed. Only video known video evidence recorded durring a "Running of the Jew" in Kazakhstan.
Is she? She is! She laid a Jew Egg! Quick, smash that chick before it hatches!
Its when a jews slaps you with his or her money.
Yo Goldstein just Jews slapped me. Jew slap
When you become physically ill after spending a significant amount of money. Usually stomach pains.
Aw man I really want to get that new game, but I know I'll get the Jew Flu if I don't wait for a sale.