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JOHNSON FEST

This is ussually a team event. It involves a bunch of dumasses tugging on one another's willy at the same time.

The sales dept is having a JOHNSON FEST today.

by team mopar November 19, 2004

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Ms. Johnson

An incompetant teacher that has no knowledge of what she is doing, all of her data is collected from Mr mandahar and all her worksheets. She is fat and has zero knowledge about what is going on in her job. I like to think she doesnt even know what a computer is, also she fails to arrive on time in class even though her class before is literally right above the fnd of computer art class.

Hey bro can you skip class with me?
Yeah sure, ms. Johnson probably wont even get to class.

by Gamermann March 20, 2019

14๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


negro johnson

a black person that acts like a dumbass. usally very loud and annoying, also speaking little or no understandable words.

Cameron and Quinten are both negro johnsons.

by christopher beherns November 3, 2007

19๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


randy johnson

Verb - To perform a Randy Johnson is to put your faith(and thirty million dollars over 2 years) into a 40+ year old pitcher with a history of back and knee problems. This act is usually performed by the Yankees, see A-Rod.

You just gave who a 2 year extension? You just pulled a Randy Johnson!

by whitemale_98 January 7, 2005

70๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


Morgan Johnson

Cunt fuck

Cunt fuck means Morgan Johnson

by Colin the big boi Johnson July 21, 2019


Diontae Johnson

A highly underrated up and coming wide receiver for the Pittsburgh Steelers of the NFL. He was a 3rd round pick out of the University of Toledo in the 2019 NFL draft.

Diontae Johnson just mossed that cb!

by drinknucleicacid December 7, 2020


Big Johnson

A funny dude (probably called Cameron) with a dope ass truck.

OMG was that THE Big Johnson?

by low key lit May 29, 2019