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Due to the fact that a fat man has a large gelatinous pot belly it renders him unable to bend over and tie his shoe in a conventional manner. The large beast of a man must tie his shoe sitting down with one leg up and crossed over the other leg's knee while tying, so as a result it positions the knot to the inner side of the shoe instead of down the middle like a normal person's knot would be.
Billy, after hours of porch dwelling in his favorite chair, decided to give his fat man knot a tightening before he wobbled over to Todd's house.
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Much like a blood spot that a woman gets on her pants during her period, the balloon knot spot is when a man's ass begins to bleed after too much anal sex and a blood spot is visible through his pants around his anus.
Steve: Hey Lance, you better change your pants again.
Lance: Why, did I poop myself again?
Steve: Nope, you've got yourself a balloon knot spot!
Also known as Seven Knots to Heaven.
Specially tied knots in silk* inserted in a mans anus which is removed at the moments of climax. Properly timed the cord is removed concurrent with the contractions pumping ejaculate thus stimulating the anus and massaging the prostate gland resulting in increased pleasure.
*While the name is derived from knots in silk the practice can also be done with beads or balls on a string, or injection molded balls on plastic stems. Or any variation of such.
The Courtesan tugged each bead of the 7 Knots of Love from my ass at just the right moments causing me to explode with pleasure several times before losing consciousness.
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Largely, stands for kicking one's ass real bad, yet specifying one's groin area ("...your knot") for particular intensification of the utterance.
For steppin' on the stage I should rock your knot (from the '8 Mile' movie)
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When you tie a regular windsor knot and leave it tied when your remove it from your neck. Leave it sit in the closet for approximately 1 month as it marinates and molds into its form of an obtuse style of an knot. Thus when you now put it back onto your neck and tighten it up, it is now a Jawnson Windsor Knot. You are now a member of an very exclusive and proud Tie Knot Club that only a select few can say they are part of.
Today at work, Pops seen my tie and said oh snappers, thats a Jawnson Windsor Knot!
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1. Often considered similar to the taste of male semen.
2. Not the best taste in the world.
Yo, Tiffany, it didn't taste like salt water, as expected, but more like the juice of garlic knots, when you suck on a garlic knot from aj's!
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soley by appearance, the knot of a hand tied balloon resembles the human anus in its puckered form.
hairy gives reference to the"balloon knot" been of human anatomy and not synthetic.
my hairy balloon knot is itchy as hell
that crazy chick stuck her finger up myhairy balloon knot !
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