lead

Leeds state,when one,s tired of it.

lead!

lead

Something that inspired me.

This technique lead me to write better about my work.

kidney lead

The thing you have if a bullet travels up your urethra and into your kidneys

Jim: Aw fuck, some wanker gave me kidney lead!
Tommy: Just piss it out.

Lead lovers pizza

When the shit hits the fan and the toppings are delivered at 1300fps and a crispy hand tossed crust once it’s too late for the recipient.

After pissing me off, my delivery boy the beloved AK47, delivered a lead lovers pizza in record time.

swat lead

A simple abbreviation of smoke weed and then pop bottles; used mainly for kids under 21 so that their parents won't know what they're really doing

Jon: "Are we still gonna swat lead this weekend?"

Mark: "Fuck yeah man"

Lead Paint Stare

A rude or empty stare from an old person (who probably sniffed lead paint growing up).

I was working at applebees when I asked an old guy if he liked the food. Then he hit me with that lead paint stare.

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Lead paint stare

a term to describe an out of touch/delusional/stupid elderly person, that acts weird. "lead paint stare" is something some old people have, making them look like they're not really there, said to be an effect of lead poisoning.
why its used to describe old people is because someone near the age of your grandmother, most likely had their walls painted with paint, which contains lead, hence the lead poisoning.

shorter version: old fella has wall paint with lead, and it makes him act and look weird.

guy 1: that old person looks weird af
guy 2: yeah old person got that lead paint stare.