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A weird man who looks like he really enjoys some ass.
Did you see the guy eating Becca’s ass at the glory hole last night? Total Leon
A extremely attractive and HOT! person. He is here to steal you girl. He is very smart and entertaining. He will always make you smile
Person 1: Oh that guy is so HOT.
person 2: It is Leon
A guy who watches you from across the room and looks like shrek.
" AHH! screams the kid leons here"
Guy with small cock syndrom and lots of dead braincells. certainly doesn’t have sex ever in his life, due to his 2 inch penis size.
Emily: Oh wow that guy looks like a total freak.
Sophia: Yeah, he’s probably a Leon anyway.
A Small human being often found rummaging around gyms for 1.25kg plates. Renowned for their inability to rerack waits and not use Performance Enhancers although their body clearly could do with "Enhancing"
Wow, that guy trains so much yet he looks like a Leon.
A Leon is a True King.
Girls will like him, and much more after they get his attention. He is powerful, wild, mostly long haired and just a bit over average attactive. But thats ok. He doesnt like the sun. He is cool, also spiritedly and likes lazy shady freetime. Guys well fear him until he starts to become a real man. To survive: Obey. Or become a friend of a Leon,
so u'll be safe and sound. He thinks a lot and cares a lot about the people next to him.
You CAN like him. May he is adorable to u. May hes not. Even if he is kinda... speacial and annoying sometimes. He just feels kinda lonely, so he likes it to laugh about weird things, his own bad jokes or a... "unique" situation. But remember: he is a true leader. He will be soft. Or not. Your Choise. He knows both. If ur unlucky he shows you his dark side. Also think back to the old days of Kings. Monogamy is not his nature. Think back to the boring tv documentaions u saw. Dont miss the border of his territory. Just dont make him angry. Feel safe. And dont forget: he is just a man. He will make mistakes. May help him. MIAU MOTHERFCKER! :3
>Should I join him? I definitly can not make him happy. He seems cute. Why no one vote him as our leader?
>Oh, Leon already is. Even if Max is the official KIng. Just be a nice girl to him like the others. You can find him next to his girls and enemys, in the shadows next to the sun. He is the long-haired fearful boy with the soft deep voice. U see him? He just plays with 'em. Go to him and join the game. Have fun. Dont worry. Those twilighted shadows are too afraid of him and his friends.