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Latte drinking douche bag in starbucks with a laptop.
Client: "One large hazelnut latte with whipped cream and cinnamon please."
Salesman 1: "Got ourselves another freshman philosophy major..."
Salesman 2: "Yes, yes we do."
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stupid hand signal used by little kids who want to express their hatred for people.
mom: clean your room
kid: whatever major loser
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Not simping for George Washington
Person 1: “I love simping for Washington”
Person 2: “weird”
Person 1: “You don’t? That’s a major red flag.”
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major league gaming
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the definiton of major crackhead energy is whisper yelling the lyrics to money at two in the morning while on facetime with a friend who’s painting their lamp while putting tajin in their cranberry juice
person 1: ugh i’m staying the night at jordan’s house and she’s whispering yelling the lyrics to money
person 2: yo, same. elle is painting some stuff on her lamp while putting tajin in her cranberry juice like ?? what the hell ??
person 1: AND they’re on facetime at two in the morning. now that’s some major crackhead energy
person 2: for real
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The most feared rank in all of Halo 3. To have a Major Grade 2 you must have extremely good skill. No one is better than a Major Grade 2. A Major Grade 2 is also someone who truly understands that kills don't matter in Halo 3.
Player 1: Dude you're really bad!
Player 2: I must be good if I'm a Major Grade 2!
Player 1: You only have 5 kills!
Player 2: So what? Kills don't matter!
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