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Marriage dick

When your dick is so bad; Small and busts quick. Comes from the only way he will get any is if he is married. The only way to get some would be to trap her in a legally binding relationship.

Why did you break up with him ? He has good looks good job and he's so nice ?

I know it sucks ! I pulled his pants down to find out he has marriage dick ! I still want to live my life so I ended it.

by Robvtie November 25, 2020

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opposite marriage

a marriage that is contrary or opposing to what conservatives think marriage should be.

living with your boyfriend is an opposite marriage and will send you to hell.

by gstering April 26, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 83๐Ÿ‘Ž


Unsacred marriage

Someone who doesn't hold marriage sacred, but doesn't want to end up alone is likely to enter one.

The guy/girl got married so that he/she wouldn't be alone all the time, rather than because he/she had any actual feelings for the other person. He/she was fine with the marriage being an unsacred marriage, just like everything else in his/her life was unsacred.

by Solid Mantis April 27, 2020

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progressive marriage

Progressive marriage is a marriage that allows for either party to openly seek other romantic individuals. Both individuals are okay with the open marriage and it is not considered cheating.

John is married to Sarah, Sarah understands that John is attracted to other women, as she is also attracted to other men, they both see other individuals with consent from each other all while being married and in love. This is a progressive marriage that is open ended with no secrets as both parties are aware of the open relationship.

by Hey, why not.. April 2, 2018

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no kiss before marriage

HARAM DON'T KISS IF MUSLIM

Person:kisses somebody
Muslim:OMG HARAM
Muslim 2:NO KISS BEFORE MARRIAGE

by Froggy can draw :] October 16, 2021


Same-sect marriage

The marriage of two people who share the same religious beliefs or practices.

The marriage was frowned upon by both sets of parents because of different religious beliefs. They would have preferred that it was a same-sect marriage

by MoLo36 June 30, 2009

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marriage pact

right after a husband and wife have sex the husband stuffs his penis and balls in his wife's vagina to keep them safe and falls asleep. for homosexuals its in your partners asshole

Mike - " hey bro someone came into my house and punched me in the nuts while i was sleeping, how do i keep my nuts safe at night?"
Jimmy - " that never happens to me because i have a marriage pact with my wife."

by 445446 February 20, 2011

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