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Frontman for the best band in the world, Coldplay. Sings in a tenor and a high falsetto. Plays piano and acoustic guitar. (He is surprisingly a better guitarist than lead guitarist Jonny Buckland).
Married to actress Gwenyth Paltrow.
Chris Martin is an advocate for the Make Trade Fair corporation, which vows to make the superpowers take down tariffs for third world and developing countries.
Chris Martin is more real than U2's Bono, for he takes on one cause, while Bono supports anything and everything - and comes out looking like a Hypocrite.
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Manager of the New York Yankees (AKA the worst team ever) in the 1970s and 80s. He was fired and re-hired almost half a dozen times by erratic lunatic/Yankees owner George Steinbrenner.
"Today in sports, George Steinbrenner just fired Billy Martin again. The Yankees haven't won a World Series in the 80s, and Steinbrenner's finger's on the button again!"
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Billy Martin is also a term used for giving someone a chance to make something right or to make ammends. Yes it is a person, yes it is a term. Check out Ocean's Thirteen for that, though I believe the term came before the movie.
So your offering me a Billy Martin? Well I pass.
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To wet the bed. Derived from the whining, middle class mummy's boy singer of the same name who trawls out tedious, insipid lift music with meaningless bed wetter's lyrics as part of Coldplay. Such music is normally listened to by fat balding men in their 40's whilst driving to do some hateful job in their Ford Focus.
Little Johnny is going through his Chris Martin phrase
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Morgan Hudson’s real dad he has a ginormous peen and probs has cancer .
Person 1:Bald Martin has a big Willy person 2:definitely
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Bald Martin: Is a legend that has a stepson named morgz and bald martin is kinda thicc too. also is bald and hot.
Bald Martin was left outside in the freezing cold by his stepson morgz during the infamous pause challenge.
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A county wide football game held between Martin County High School Tigers and South Fork High School Bulldogs and winner is that years reigning champ.
Dude 1: You going to the Martin Bowl?
Dude 2: Course, the whole county goes to that!
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