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Masturbating After Touching Titties.
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Masturbating After Touching Testicles.
Fundita: Fundo saw Matt at the strip club.
Fundala: Which strip club?
Fundita: I never asked his preference.
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Matt is this amazing sexy but on the bad boy side but is super funny someone whom you can spend days with laughing so much until you hurt and cry from reading and making up random things on urban and might not have a sexy great guy in your life again
funnysexycaringsexualmissing funmatt
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matt= nice, funny, no embarrsesd, great smile
matt ur soo cool
u got player problems
jk
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1. the most awesomely amazing guy in the whole world
2. my boyfriend
Me and Matt made out last night.
wow matt is a great kisser.
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a great dude who is super funny. likes memes and his friends. gives good advice about guys and is always there
you should be more like matte
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A Male who has his eye on a girl but is either way to nervous to ask her out even though he is too anxious to even talk to her sometimes, he just needs to calm down and ask her out but still needs encouragement from a brother, a friend or the girls friend because she knows about girls.
e.g.
Matte: I really like her but I can't ask her out I just can't
Girls friend: just ask her out already
Matte: okay
Matte:I did it and my chest feels like it just caved in
Girls friend: at least you did it YAY!!!!
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A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me
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